Kirkland: Trick or Treat? Custom Charcuterie Boards Are a Treat!

🎃 A Treat So Good, You’ll Forget About the Candy

Okay, Kirkland. Let’s talk about Halloween.

Yes, it’s the season of sugar highs, pumpkin-scented everything, and kids running around in $60 polyester Spider-Man suits. But while the little ones are hunting fun-sized Snickers, the grown-ups? We need something a little more refined. Something that screams, “I’ve got my life together,” even if you just shoved laundry under the bed before your guests showed up.

Enter the real Halloween treat: a custom charcuterie board.

And no, not the plastic slab you bought at that store with $3 wine and stress-induced impulse purchases. I’m talking about a handcrafted, end grain, live edge, artisan charcuterie board made right here in Kirkland by the woodworking wizards at Stedman Design.

Because you’re not just hosting a party. You’re setting a vibe.

🧀 Why Custom Charcuterie Boards Are the Ultimate Adult “Treat”

Let’s be honest. Candy is cute and all, but a grown-up Halloween party needs meat and cheese. It’s the law. (Okay, maybe not a real law, but definitely a law in the Constitution of Good Hosting.)

But here’s the deal: a charcuterie board is only as good as the board itself. You can have triple-cream brie flown in from Paris, but if you serve it on a cracked piece of plastic from 2012, guess what? That brie’s not elevating anyone’s experience.

A custom board? That’s a statement.

It says:

• “Yes, I paid attention to the details.”

• “Yes, this is real walnut and not a veneer pretending to be grown-up.”

• “Yes, I’m the kind of person who uses fig jam and owns a cheese knife.”

So yeah, you’re not just bringing out snacks. You’re making magic on hardwood.

🍷 Impress Your Guests with Kirkland’s Finest Custom Woodwork

When you set out a custom charcuterie board from Stedman Design, you’re saying, “I care.”

You care about:

• Quality craftsmanship

• Locally made goods

• Supporting small businesses

• And let’s be honest—looking like a Pinterest queen with zero effort

Each board we make in our Kirkland workshop is:

✅ Made from premium woods like walnut, maple, or cherry
✅ Finished with food-safe oils and stunning detail
✅ Designed to last longer than your Halloween decorations
✅ Available in custom sizes and shapes (yes, we’ve done skull-shaped boards, don’t test us)
✅ End grain, edge grain, live edge—you name it

Whether you want something rustic, minimalist, or full-on spooky glam, we craft your board, your way.

👻 Fall Entertaining Just Got a Whole Lot Sexier

Let’s paint a picture. It’s Halloween night. You’ve got the candles lit. The wine is poured. You’re wearing that outfit that says, “I didn’t try too hard but also, please compliment me.”

Now imagine walking into your living room and dropping a charcuterie board so gorgeous, people stop mid-sip like:

“Wait...is this from a magazine?!”

No, Brenda. It’s from Stedman Design in Kirkland, and yes, I’m accepting compliments.

Our handcrafted boards are not just showpieces. They’re conversation starters. They’re heirloom-quality. They make Trader Joe’s cheese look like it belongs on a royal throne. They turn gatherings into events. And they make your guests feel special—because they are.

You didn’t just open a bag of chips. You served an experience on a handmade board.

🛠️ Made to Order in Kirkland—Because You Deserve Better

We’re not pulling this stuff off a shelf and slapping your name on it. Oh no.

When you order a charcuterie or cutting board from Stedman Design, here’s what you’re getting:

1. Custom Consultation

We chat about size, style, shape, wood preferences, vibe. Are you going spooky chic? Harvest rustic? Or bold and modern?

2. Premium Wood Selection

We source the finest local and sustainably harvested hardwoods. Walnut, maple, cherry, even exotic woods if you’re feelin’ fancy.

3. Precision Craftsmanship

Cut, planed, sanded, oiled—all by hand. We take pride in every single inch of your board.

4. Durable Finish

Food-safe, protective finish that stands up to wine spills, olive oil drips, and that one person who uses the wrong knife.

5. Optional Laser Engraving

Names, dates, inside jokes, or “Witch, Please”—whatever suits your Halloween spirit.

🎁 They Also Make Amazing Gifts (Just Saying)

Hosting a party? Cool. Hosting a gift-giving moment at said party? Even better.

Our custom charcuterie boards are the perfect gift for:

• Housewarmings

• Engagements

• Host gifts

• That friend who just became a “cheese person”

• Yourself, because self-care is real

You know how people buy scented candles and wine for every occasion? This is your glow-up version of that.

💡 Hosting Tips: How to Style Your Custom Board Like a Pro

Don’t worry—we’re not gonna leave you hanging. Here’s how to own Halloween with your charcuterie display:

• Use seasonal colors: orange cheeses, red grapes, blackberry jam, dark chocolate

• Mix textures: creamy, crunchy, chewy—get weird with it

• Throw in a “trick” item: maybe one cheese that’s hot AF or a weird salami

• Add decorations: mini pumpkins, black napkins, or a tiny fake crow for drama

• Layer, stack, repeat: depth = visual deliciousness

Pro tip: Don’t overthink it. The board does the heavy lifting. You just make it look casual and cool.

📍 Kirkland’s Custom Woodworking Experts: Stedman Design

We’ve been handcrafting premium wood pieces in the PNW for years. Whether you need furniture, shelving, or custom kitchen gear, we deliver:

✔️ Functionality
✔️ Style
✔️ Artisan quality
✔️ Locally made pride

Our boards aren’t just for Halloween. They’re for brunches, birthdays, wine nights, Sunday mornings, and every meal that deserves better than a paper plate.

🎃 Ready to Treat Yourself?

No tricks here, Kirkland. You work hard, you entertain like a pro, and you deserve a board that keeps up with your lifestyle.

So this Halloween, ditch the candy dish and elevate your entertaining game with a custom charcuterie board from Stedman Design.

📍 Based in Kirkland, WA
📞 (425) 760-6563
🌐 www.stedmandesign.com
📅 By appointment only

✨ Final Word: You’ve Got Taste—Show It Off

If there’s one thing Ali Wong would say, it’s this: If you're gonna do it, do it right. And honestly? That applies to cheese, parties, and life.

So go on, Kirkland. Live your best fall life, one glorious custom charcuterie board at a time.